Has any one ever seen a smiling jetstar employee like in their adds

I was just wanting to know has anyone ever met a jetstar employee like in their adds ?
you know the image ,smiling, happy , love to help you out :)
i have made up some guide lines for if you fly jetstar .
1. If you change a booking for any reason jetstar will charge you lots !
2. If you feel any need to walk fast to checkin for your flight , you are late , and you are not going to get on your flight (jetstar will help you on another flight for a big fee )
3. The conditions of carrage are for you only ! jetstar do not have to abide buy them even tho it is a legal contract .
4. If they loose your bag they will pay , but the time and energy you have to put in will be worth more then the bag lost .
5.You got a better chance at getting a straight answer to a question from a politician then anyone at jetstar .
6 If you need to connect to another flight after your jetstar flight you better give your self lots of time before your next flight , like about 2days , but if your next flight is a jet star flight don't worry because it will be cancelled due to operation issues any way .
HAPPY FLYING WITH JETSTAR :)

PS .Jetstar are offering a inflight txting service , the pilot in charge will txt your mum at 500 ft off the runway to let her know you almost got there safely .